He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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