yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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