Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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