yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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