my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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