You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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