she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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