that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
it was like having sex with a tree stump
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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