apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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