sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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