dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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