Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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