Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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