I am puke
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My bed smells like the plague
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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