The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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