it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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