I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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