at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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