Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
where does the pee come out of this thing
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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