Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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