Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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