Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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