My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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