So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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