Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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