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So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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