the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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