why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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