Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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