That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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