i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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