Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
sex in a hospital.. check
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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