My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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