dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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