But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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