i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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