take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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