If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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