my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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