I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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