No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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