pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
