We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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