are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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