Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
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I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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