Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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