If i come over, it means nothing
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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