Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
foreskin is a definite game changer
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
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