i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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