This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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