Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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