i just wanna soil my oats bro
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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