just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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