I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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