If that was your dad, he is hot
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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